Beach thread

[jolter604]

Man going to two kids parties at the beach today. It's that time of year again where I get to see what moms kicked ass at the gym this last year and did not sit on the couch eating ice cream lmao.

In cali there are about 100 of these type of girls every 100 YARDS so enjoy the summer vibes.
YES!!!!!!

[jolter604]

Man this is the second group of people that have kids my kid likes and they all love my wife of course.
Then I come in to the beach party all hacked and everyone gets all quit.
Dads all shot out shirtless and quit.
I start talking with my wife then the wife's.
When we leave she said it again there not going to invite us to anything again lol.
Well one guy was cool but I have the feeling we might not see any new parties.
Sucks being 40+ with a 9 year old popping up jacked these younger guys get all weird I can't explain it.

[twisted]

Lmfao....they're haters!

[Samson]

Yup! The dads want to look like you and the moms want to be on you. It’s a tough life! LMFAO
Fuck em is what I say. Like Twist said, haters gonna hate

[jolter604]

That's what my wife said they were talking about there personal trainers at the party I was not at. And the husband's just sat there and listened.
My wife said they were talking about oil massages.
I heard about this after I told her I was gonna grow a gut and keep the rest..